It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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