it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
