sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize