Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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