OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish life had little blips of pornography
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Come on in and take your pants off
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