i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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