): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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