I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
