This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
