do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
