I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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