What did we do last night that was yellow?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize