No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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