At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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