Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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