Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
