Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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