I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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