My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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