talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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