There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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