Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
MIDGETS
????
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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