We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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