you guys were way drunker than both of me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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