yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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