After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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