halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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