Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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