gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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