Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
