No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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