Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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