i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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