I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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