let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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