I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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