he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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