google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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