Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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