she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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