why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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