Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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