Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Floor bacon is actually really good
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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