Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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