You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
