Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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