Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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