Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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