is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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