Nicole vs. Life
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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