what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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