Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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