Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
being pregnant is like rehab
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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