Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
