Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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