He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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