i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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