Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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